Yes, Australians love their sport. Don’t come between a mullet and his footie, it could get ugly (uglier!). For those who don’t know, the most important thing in Australia is sport – all sport. Just to educate you in case you’re not Aussie, there are lots of types of sporting relief one can [...]
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#18 Meat Pies
They are full of fat, gristle, lips & arseholes, jelly and gravy of varying viscosity. Some pies have no structural integrity and will collapse as soon as they are bitten into, causing molten gravy to stream down your hands like lava, resulting in third degree burns and a brown stain on your fre[...]
#14 Meat raffles
In the blistering heat of a January afternoon in Australia in the beer garden, when the beer goes warm before it comes out of the taps and the flies can barely summon up the energy to hassle you, what better way to pass the time than with a meat raffle? It gets to that point in [...][...]
#11 Doing the Season in Canada
Many young Aussies nearing the end of their two year UK work visa begin to get depressed when contemplating the prospect of heading home to Oz – not because they love living in dreary smelly old London (see ‘Moving to London’ blog) or that they aren’t looking forward to returning to sunshine[...]